July 2009
6 posts
My Gift
I’m not a big gift giver. I know how to give them, in fact I think I give pretty awesome gifts. I’m just not a fan of any of it.
If a friend gives me a gift it defines the relationship. We’re probably not “great” friends to begin with, but now, we definitely aren’t. Especially when you find out I’m not going to give you one when I have the opportunity.
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My Forgot
Do you ever get a list of things you need to do in your head and then forget them?
I do that all the time. People tell me to write my list down.
Eff that. Who do I look like, Thoreau?
My Kryptonite
So, today I’m tearing down my friends house. Ok, not really his house, it was more like the addition the previous owner built off the back of the garage. But, it was structural, there were sledge hammers involved, big saws, trucks, chains, and complete destruction.
It was like the perfect symphony.
There we were conducting this symphony. Wielding our awesome sledge hammers with brute...
My Lamentation
You know what I hate?
Cyclists. For Pete’s sake!
I don’t know who Pete is but, my guess is he’s the d-bag that was wearing the unitard, ruining my life on the road today. But yeah, for his sake. His life is in danger.
Face it, you ride bikes. In big groups. And call yourselves things like, “Pelentons.” FAIL. On top of all of this you deem it necessary to squeeze...
My Truth and Reconciliation
I like the thought of being a hopeless romantic. There I said it. I wouldn’t say that I am, but I definitely like the thought of being that sappy. I won’t lie about it.
Sometimes, I feel like I’m battling between who I am and who part of me wants to be.
I recently rediscovered my love for one of my best friends songs, which he wrote at a time when he and his, now fiance, were...
My new blog
Hi. This is my blog. It is awesome.
I have had other blogs, so don’t be nervous, I know what I’m doing. I felt that it was time to move on though, they were not as awesome.
This being the first post, I feel it’s necessary to get the “nitty-gritty” out of the way, there is always that awkward “first-read” through every new blog. You’re never quite...